The primary purpose of a nightclub is to function as an escape from reality. It’s a place where a good looking 20 year girl who works as a secretary and lives at home can go and be a star. She can have hedge fund managers spending money on her and trying to take her home.
The entire ecosystem of the nightclub is built on guys trying to get laid and girls lapping up the attention. The club pays its bills by men spending money on bottle service and buying girls drinks in the hopes of taking them home. I’ve outlined a breakdown of how clubs work and who the players are, check it out:
Types of Nightclubs
Big Box Drug Dens
- Big box drug dens are where people dance to heavy house on ketamine or e, these are by far the worst places to meet girls
- Most of the girls are fucked up on drugs and just want to zone out for 8 hours to the dj
Meat Markets
- This will be your easiest place to get laid, usually these places have an active dancefloor with lots of people hooking up, dancefloor game is your best bet here
- Meat markets usually have shady practices, I’ve actually seen one club in Toronto wipe beer off the bar and back into a pitcher
- You also want to look out for and avoid underage girls
High End Lounge
- This is where you’ ll find the hottest, highest quality women
- You’ll also see local celebrities, wealthy business owners, drug dealers and other successful people
- These clubs are usually more expensive and will have more tasteful decor
- The music will be softer, drifting more towards ambient/chillout as opposed to heavy house or club bangers
After Hours
- After hours are open after the clubs close, usually starting around 2 and can run well into the morning
- Serve liquor past allowable times
- Are known drug dens with dealers operating on premises
- Usually have some type of arrangement with the police allowing them to exist
Staff
- Are usually functional alcoholics who only see daylight in small doses (I used to be one in my early 20’s)
- Usually the staff will go out after close to the after hours spot, many do drugs
- Some staff will also sell drugs
- Club staff are very incestuous, lots of hooking up, gossip etc.
- Staff in general don’t like a lot of the customers
- Some staff steal or skim from the till
- Hot girl bartenders probably make more money than you do, at a hot club they can clear close to 6 figures
- The owner is usually the only guy over 40 in the club, although he’s rarely in the club, he’ll have his pick of girls and usually owns more than one club
Promoters
- The majority of these guys make no money, they promote primarily for status, being able to drink for free and to get laid
- For most guys it’s a part time job
- Their job is to primarily bring hot girls to the club and secondarily a select group of cool guys
- The average promoter will get paid something like $5 a head for each person he brings to the club on his “list”, if he brings in 20 people he’ll clear $100 plus free drinks
- The big promoters will make ok money but most are lucky to crack six figures
- Promoters will have event nights, for example on Sundays they do an industry night (geared towards people who work in nightlife) party at one club and on Mondays they have a reggae night at another club
- These guys basically build their lists through friends of friends, social media and finding hot girls, promising them the world and inviting them to the club
- Promoters are pretty much the least reliable people on the planet
- Being a promoter is the easiest way to get laid with hot girls consistently for any young guy with style and decent social skills, you can start out by inviting people from your University
- Some promoters sell drugs as well to supplement their income, coke and e being the most popular
- There is also no such thing as a list, the doorman just checks off which promoter you’re with
- If you can’t get in it’s not because the promoter forgot to put you on their list, it’s because you or your friends don’t meet the looks/coolness standard of the club
Regulars
- Club regulars are hot girls and cool guys
- They generally know all the promoters and promoters are always trying to get them to come to their parties
- A true hot girl regular won’t even bring her purse/wallet to the club as she has guys to take care of everything for her from cabs to cover to drinks, she pays for nothing
- Chances are if you want to be a club regular you will have to “luuuv” house music and be up on the dj scene, house music has a borderline cultish following in the nightclub industry
Hot Girls
- Hot girls are the lifeblood of the clubs, hot girls are what everything in the industry revolves around
- A club’s primary goal is to have as many hot girls inside as possible
- Hot girls are the exception to the regulars rule, they will never have to wait in line and will always be treated well
Outsiders
- Chances are if you’re reading this you are probably an outsider
- This includes everyone in the general public
- This includes players, pickup artists, regular guys, regular girls or anyone that has to wait in line is an outsider
- The club is rarely at capacity, the lineup is merely a tactic to create an illusion of scarcity and position the club as better than you, this is designed to get you to spend money on drinks and bottle service in an attempt to fit in
Bottle Service
- A bottle service table will generally have a minimum spend for reserving, you will also have to book this in advance with your credit card
- You could be looking at a minimum spend of $1000 for your party and easily drop a few hundred on bottle service in a night
- Bottle service tables are by far the biggest profit centers for clubs and charge a huge markup on liquor
- With a table you’ll receive VIP service or the equivalent of the service of the regulars, the difference is they don’t pay for it
Club Life Cycle
- In general a club will be cool for 6 months to a year
- After that time it will live on by it’s reputation but will slowly be infested by undesirables, once this happens hot girls stop coming and the club is on its way out
- Most clubs will have a 3 year run following this cycle when either they will be renamed or redesigned by the owners
- There are exceptions to this rule, every city has clubs that become staples, they have 20 year runs and everyone knows what to expect
- Alot of the time these are the big box drug dens that have the budget to bring in international dj’s
Why The Club Is Bad For Picking Up Girls
- Clubs are loud, this means verbal game is all but useless
- As an outsider you have no value
- There are a million distractions for women in these environments, it’s very unlikely you’ll be the most interesting thing in her reality
- Clubs are the Olympics of socializing, meaning the difficulty and competition level is highest
- Quality women do not go to clubs very often or ever, that means the girl you met at the club is most likely not a fit for anything besides a casual relationship
- Cockblocks are everywhere in the form of the girl’s friends, her guy orbiters secretly in love with her, her song coming on that she needs to dance to etc.
- You’re also working against the stigma of being a random guy, that means not only do you have to pass her filter, you have to pass her friends’ filters
- Then you have to extricate her from having a good time to come with home with you at the risk of her personal safety and reputation
- The guys who lay hot club girls are club regulars at the top of the social pyramid: bartenders, promoters and DJs
- The club scene is a much smaller world than it looks, the way to play is social circle game not cold approach
- Cold approach pickup artists do not consistently bang hot club chicks
- The entire nightclub industry is built off the backs of guys trying to get laid but paradoxically the club is the hardest place for the average guy to get laid
Conclusions
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